Many horrific incidents can be captured on film involving DIY and myself nowadays. Here however is an early incident that Olympia and myself were involved in. The time?, sometime in 1989, the place?, Butler and Andy's batchelor pad, why?, because we'd thought it'd be a laugh, and Olympia obviously thinks it's funny to ram a sealant gun up someones nose!

Speaking of Butler, here's most of the family, amazed and delighted at their handiwork! It was a perfectly good window until they decided to take it out! They had to, the sofa wouldn't bend round corners so the window was the only way they'd get it in the lounge.

As for Shirley, well, we shouldn't have let him try to fix the electrics is all I can say!

Why? I must have been mad, the Health and safety excutive could've had a field day with me! What about the hair too, I think it was during my hairbear bunch phase!

Now on to gardening horrors. Here's myself many years later, mowing a lawn halfway up a mountain in Italy, with a strimmer, and the hat's not doing me any favors either! You can tell from the photo I'm trying to look all macho with me power tools, instead it comes off more like someone who spent too long in Provence!

Dave makes a welcome return to the camera here, what's he doing? I don't know, perhaps he's looking for Oscar the Grouch!